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Ford F150

Tire smoke cologne

Ford F150
Posted September 9 2008 03:53 PM by DanWard-Editor 
Filed under: Opinions, Opinions, Opinions, Funny Stories, Ford, Blessings and Beatings

ford f-150

Bottle it up and take it home: the smell of horsepower!

just a little smoke

It smells like fun to me.
If only I could go buy it in a bottle, then I'd be a big hit with the ladies.
Can't you see the commercials:
--Faint headlights in a blur, no better yet a haze, like a burning hot day in the desert, then like a beacon welcoming a ship into the harbor, the smoke-I mean haze, clears and a bottle appears. --
Then a sexy woman's voice comes over the speakers "Tire smoke, the new fragrance from Truckin', what every woman wants her man to smell like, a man. " All of a suddedn, the movie guy's voice can be heard saying, "Eat your heart out you Prius driving pansies." Cue the Emmy please.

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