After watching an old man drive up onto the sidewalk and park his car literally in front of the store, I began to laugh my you know what off.
With my girlfriend looking at me like I had lost my mind, I pointed out the license plate that read "Hand-icappd".
She then joined me in laughter. A noble security officer helped him legally park his car and the man just shrugged his shoulders as if to say "oh well".
He was awesome and has a great sense of humor.