Earlier this week, I needed to borrow our '09 Ram long-term tester and after asking John Mata Jr. for the keys, I walked outside only to be horrified!

 We're not sure what sparked his temper, whether it was hearing about an Obey clearance sale a day too late, running out of moisturizer, or not getting a call back from his identical twin Kevin, but something prompted him to instantly throw his personal items from the Ram's interior onto the parking lot.

Items discarded included: a pack of gum, several pens (of assorted colors), make-up brush, old toothbrush, Post-its, Chinese herbal tea packet, no fewer than 27 cough drops, two Tylenol tablets, broken hair clip, Clinique foundation, two used balloons, a penny, a pencil, and a  hairbrush handle (maybe he has anger issuses, but I'm scared to ask).

Another day at The World's Leading Truck Publication and another example of life being like a box of chocolates.